Morris - Chicken Nuggets

I seriously don't know how do you do this, people. All I can remember from yesterday's dream was a small chick (bird) nibbling on my balls, claiming "I must be smarter than you!!"

Pompo - Taxi Ride

I usually have trouble remembering dreams but ill give this a try.

I was walking out of some sort of office where I had just delivered a package or message. I needed a ride home, desperately and the city was at its busiest.

While I walked towrds the corner I took put my phone to call mother and tell her I was on my way back. A taxi that had just stopped in front of me was empty and the driver spotted me. I started walking to the cab and the driver smiled at what I thought was my phone, but he could just be smiling because he was happy to get a customer. Almost instinctively did I step backwards and quickly debated within myself wether I was being paranoid and should take the cab or not. Having not come to a decision I step in anyways.

Now I don't know if this is normal among people (specially being male) but I have a natural distrust towards taxi cabs that don't work for a company (I guess it may be particular of Peru because other countries have safer cabs). I have this need to check that the door doesn't have the "baby's lock" on so that I can quickLy flee in an unexpected situation. I wanted to check the door this time but I couldn't get myself to do so.

The ride started and it went on quite normally for a while, I was talking with the driver and he was slowly gaining my trust but something about his smile made me uneasy. On some point, of which the details I can hardly remember or imagine how he managed, he appeared on the backseat quite normally, I didn't even question it, not sure when I noticed but we were still talking and having a good time. The car seemed to go on perfectly well, queerly enough.

I was fiddling with my phone and placed it between my legs and while we were talking he started putting his hand closer and fiddle with it too until he grabbed it. The mood on the taxi was quiete friendly and close to euphoric, and although I still suspected of him, I wouldn't just take my phone from him, he would feel ofended that I thought he wanted to steal it. But after a few more fiddles I grabbed it back. I think I called my mom then, telling her I was almost home (judging by my current position) and this is when I felt we had been circulating close to my home for a while already. I think this made the taxi driver think that I was feeling okay and not suspecting anything.

I gave my mind a rest and then remembered to try the door, I looked at the driver, he was smiling, turned to the door and opened it. "Whew” I thought ruling out any possibility of him wanting to rob me. Closed it quickly (with the car still moving) and turned around to see him grab my head and push it towards the door in an agressive manner. I took the blow and was utterly disoriented, his face became slightly hateful as he delivered that first blow, but seeing as how I was recovering and catching up, as I managed to look at him again with a face of confusion, he showed a primate, almost-demonic expression showing all his teeth and letting out an imaginary scream which I was able to hear in my head he grabbed my skull, forcefully crushing it to some part of the car with such strength sufficient to carve through my skull and brake through my brain.. It must've been the blow that woke me up. It was cold and the light of sunrise made sure I wasn’t getting any more sleep.

(the man reasoned that I wasn’t going to give him the phone playfully (as per his multiple tries) and realized I was distrusting when I opened that door).

Onta - Tummy Tv

Ok so lately I have been more a spectator in my dreams than actually taking part on them.   They have generally been about a futuristic society or a different way to see the world or thinking how the world should be lived. I honestly have no idea were these dreams have come from...

Like those typical documentaries that they had made you watch in biology class where they show a baby that is 6 months old. Exactly, like that I see in my dream. Just looking at this baby which is just laughing. The weird part is that it sees that he is watching something, like a Tv show. Turns out that the umbilical cord actually contains memories or actually events that will happen in the future.

The baby watches from the period of 4 to 9 months all of his life. What he is going to do when he grows up, who he is going to marry, if he will have any kids. His future is planned out. Completely. He sees his destiny and what he has to do. This becomes his conscience. If he starts losing his conscience when he is born is because he starts to take the wrong decisions. He starts to lose the memory of this video. 

Then the dream focuses on a 16 year old. Who has lose his conscience as his destiny couldn’t be followed. The person he was supposed to fall in love had died in child birth. Therefore, leaving his completely alone in this life and without a path to follow into his happiness. Then it shows him trying to find this path but is impossible as this path no longer exists.

MJ - The flying Hero in Poke-world

Many times have I been told not to eat heavy food at dinner. Of course I wouldn't listen, part of being a teenager is to make your own choices. Heavy food = Crazy dreams. Worth it. So here it goes:

For starters, I found myself in some sort of barricaded shopping mall (It was more of an outlet though). [I'm guessing the barricaded reference comes from me being so much into zombies] The thing is, It was  mixture between an outlet and my school, and I was in the science room, a place I've always wanted to be alone in. I made a bomb. I deployed inside the staff room. Right. Next thing I know, I walked towards the exit where I found a couple of peers, I overheard them saying how cool it would be to do something bad to the school. I just laughed awkwardly and walked away.

Following this "dream scene", I was "dream-teleported" to some kind of pokemon world.. or land. I was part of the newbie pack who just seemed to have arrived. And so once again I saw people from my school [this is sad because I have enough of them at school, why are they in my dreams? :( ]. One of them, a slim tall girl came up to me, apparently drunk, asking me for help. "You've got to help me MJ, yesterday, *insert name of girl* 's boyfriend and I..." and then she started doing vulgar motions with her hips. I just raised and eyebrow and began flying. [Minecraft creative mode style] But she kept on following me doing those vulgar motions.

Furthermore, I realized, after getting rid of my company, that every pokemon/person seemed to have some kind of cut at some point of their skin. I remembered Charlie the unicorn... Oh yes... I remember candy mountain... THESE PEOPLE HAD THEIR FREAKIN' KIDNEYS REMOVED D; Oh lord. And so I started running around, trying to spread the word to the newbies, which of course wouldn't listen to me as their kidneys were still intact. I reached a friend in the form of a Pikachu, I warned her, told her to run, but she's always been slow in the mind as well as phisically. So I kept on running, not looking back, until I noticed I was being followed by two security guards. I tried flying. They flew too. They had two mechanical arms, sort of dr. Otto Octavius, electricity flowing at the ends. I had to run, fly, do something. So I kept on warning them as these two men chased me. Lastly the corned me up in a garage, where I was forced to desist.

Fright ran through me. I was tied up, the electrifying mechanical arms keeping my body numb. It started tickling, so I laughed. That's when the dream point of view changed to 3rd person. I was there, laughing like a psycho. The men angry, as obviously this was no place to laugh. They applied some kind of cream over my torso, my body falls asleep and I watch, omnipotently, as my kidney is removed. That was one big kidney, by the way. Then I was taken to a hospital bed where I was next to a crazy man with multiple cuts. I tried to save everyone, if only they would've listened.Your hero has fallen.

(Notice the 4 last parragraphs start with an "F" Heh )

Random Jobs everyone should want to have

1. The random people that are focused at the end of Jamie Oliver's shows eating his food
2. Work at Fred Flare in NY (favorite store ever!) It would be amazing to have a discount there and it is the initial stage of my take over as I just want there products for free!
3. The people that help backstage at the X-Factor as they met this people with amazing talent. Better if it is the Australian version. Really backstage of any tv show would be amazing!
4. Whatever job that gets you to go on tours!

If you have never heard any of Landon Austin's videos then go check out his covers. I love his voice! Some are even better than the original!

Onta - 1D eat my chimpanzee

I had this dream like two months ago but I still remember it because I thought it was so random and I honestly have no idea where the monkeys came from...

Anyway I was walking home from Wong (Peruvian supermarket) and in the streets I saw a shadow. I looked up to the lamp post and saw nothing. (Between lamp posts there are cables carrying the telephone lines.) I saw the shadow again and looked up and again saw nothing. The third time I saw a monkey which I found extremely weird as my house is in the middle of the city. Then I heard a sound and turned around and there was a chimpanzee or orangutan not sure standing in from of me. The big animal from Tarzan? Lets just assume is that one and his name is Bob as it would make this easier.

I freaked out seeing Bob in front of me. And then he started talking which I found completely normal. (...) Telling me his story and the other monkey who couldn't talk. He just started saying how their owners moved to Australia and left them on the street and had been going all around Lima to find food. I felt sad and invited them to stay at my house as long as they wanted. Yes... because that is the most rational thing to do when you find two animals who can speak in the middle of the street.

I arrived home and there was a huge dinner table set and my brother's friend and his mom where there. We sat down and there were 5 seats left. I asked my mum who they were for. She just replied saying that there were for the cousins of my brother's friend. Is so normal for family of your brother's friend to suddenly come to dinner at your house... Even more with Bob and the other monkey seating there eating perfectly and talking to my mum and everyone about their lives. Yes completely normal.

Then suddenly the elevator beeped. One I had no idea existed on my house... 1D came out and started to say hi to everyone. So i stood up and went to say hi as you would with any guess and then we just sat down. Not weird at all that they suddenly come in an elevator that appeared out of nowhere. Larry/Louis suddenly asked "What are we having to eat?... Chimpanzee? Yum".

I just freaked out and grabbed Bob and said "Run Bob to the elevator!' We pressed a random botton and the doors opened and there were millions of flashes. I though no!!!! We have to close the door as they will take Bob to some scientists and tear him to pieces to investigate why he could speak! So I closed the door and one papparatzi got in and started to take photos. No matter how hard you kicked him he kept taking photos. Then I thought they were going to eat Bob! I couldn't go back to the dinner as they wanted to eat him but I couldn't go back to the other floor as the scientists would take him away.

Then I woke up. Because fuck logic I could only press two of the bottons of the elevator from the 10 that were available and you just bring the talking chimpanzee back with you to your house and everybody starts talking to him as that happened everyday.

Onta - Yes or No

Lately I have been remembering my dreams and they just get weirder each time. I still wonder what the question was about and what does this mean. If anyone has does books of dream meaning please tell me I would love to get one.

Anyway back to the dream. I was waiting in a line for my turn to use the computer. We were inside a bus but instead of having seats as a normal bus it was like the inside of a wagon in a train. The ones that have tables between seats of four. But instead it was seats of two and there was a division in the middle of the table. Either side there was just a laptop with two buttons to click. Yes or no.

The dream suddenly changed from my point of view and standing in the line to answer the question to seeing a house from an outsider's point of view. A police car arrived and parked in front of the house. Two policeman walked towards the house and knocked on the door. A man, similar to Nicholas Cage, open  the door. They police said they had their daughter and he had to co-operate. He started to shoot and his face went red but in the end he walked towards the police car.

I went back to being inside the bus. Now from my p.o.v. I was seating looking at the computer screen deciding which botton to click. N.C. clone entered and started to shoot randomly. Grabbed a girls book she was reading and threw it to the ground yelling it was getting ideas to her head. Then he went over me and started yelling. His face went red and he told me it was my fault his daughter was being held hostage.

Then I just woke up wondering what the yes or no was about that was so important...
The book was a storm in the cover by a very popular science fiction writter who I do not remember the name.